An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"

The Irishman nodded..."I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day."

"From the hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.

"No, from the fuckin' skippin"

Good Morning, and Happy Monday to you!!! Happy St Patrick's Day!

How was your weekend??

Mine - It was nice. I got a lot done around the house! :) And, enjoyed the weather!

Weekend in review:

Friday: Went to the Clubhouse to play cards and "Buzz". I played a little, socialized a lot :)
It was nice. VERY relaxing. Very peaceful. Had some great conversation, and a few good laughs. And, by Midnight I was home in bed. I was sleepy!!!! I really did enjoy myself though. I have been so tense, so anxious. Friday it broke. I felt completely like myself again. It was a really nice feeling. I was happy to be "me" again. Smiling, silly me. :) :) :) :) :)

Saturday: Most of the day was spent shopping here and there. Kids had their parties and friends, and I was a shopping girl. Plus, it was a beautiful day! Great to be out, breathing the beautiful fresh air!!!! It was just perfect. And, in the evening, we managed to watch an episode or two of "The Love Boat". That show is SO much fun to watch!!!! I'm lovin' it!!!!!

Sunday: Ahhhh... more stuff to do around the house. BUT, it was great. More shopping, more cleaning, more laundry! It sounds like no fun - but I honestly love it. I enjoy being home!!! :) :) :)

So, not much to report. Just a regular, normal weekend. And those, my dear - are far and few between!!!

Happy Monday!